Oct 9, 2008 | 8:00 PM | Five Players Who are Jealous of Luke Walton

by: Paul Miles

Luke Walton's stalker is in jail. She's a real winner, trust me. But it got me thinking. Why should Luke Walton get all the fun? Who else in the NBA should or would want to be the target of a stalker's affection?

5. Mark Cuban - Cuban's an evangelist of intelligent business practices and HDNet. Cuban's stalker would become a disciple of the Cuban way. Just beware of their Digg activity.

4. Tony Parker - Let's forget for just one second that TP has taken Eva Longoria off the market. I mean, the French live a different more open lifestyle. Along with being serenaded (that's a French word too, right?), a stalker might be embraced as part of a...non traditional family structure in the Longoria/Parker household.

3. Shaquille O'Neal - The Black Michael Phelps is on the prowl again. For the lucky stalker in Shaq's life, comes not only a special place in the Big Aristotle's life, but also an inside line on a 1st press vinyl release of Da Return. Dope.

2. Monta Ellis - Monta had a tough summer. But for his tough-as-nails stalker comes membership in his gang. Wolverines! Let's roll!

Hit the jump to see video of Monta and his scooter gang, and for the #1 player who's jealous of Luke Walton.



And the number 1 player who's jealous of Luke Walton getting stalked...
Stephon Marbury - I mean, it's one thing for a dude to give up his starting spot in such a humble fashion. But for another human being to draw attention away from Marbury? Are you crazy? Who wouldn't want to stalk the greatest basketball player who ever lived^{[citation needed]}.

Labels: eva longoria, luke walton, mark cuban, monta ellis, shaq, stalkers, stephon marbury, tony parker

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